Tuesday, October 14, 2008Y
Crazy Ah Beng
Got this mail from jessica...
made me laugh out loud...
Crazy Ah Beng...
Why did Ah Beng go to a movie with his 17 friends?Because below 18 not allowed!
Ah Beng went to a shop to buy a TV set.
Ah Beng : 'Oi, you have color TV ?'
Salesgirl : 'Yes sir, we do!'Ah Beng : 'Ok, give me green one, please '
Ah Beng is filling up an application form for a job.
He supplied the information for the columns on Name, Age, Address etc.
Then he comes to column on 'Salary Expected', but he is not sure of thequestion.
After much thought, he writes 'Sure lah!'
Ah Beng goes to a store and sees a shiny object.
Ah Beng : 'What that shiny ojet ?'
Salesgirl : 'That is a thermos flask.'
Ah Beng : 'Do what?'
Salesgirl : 'It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold'
Ah Beng : 'I buy!'
The next day, Ah Beng goes to work with his thermo flask
Boss : 'What is that shiny object ?'
Ah Beng : 'Termo flass.'
Boss : 'What does it do ?'
Ah Beng : 'Keep hot hot and cold cold'
Boss : 'What do you have in it !?'
Ah Beng : 'Two cup kopi and one cup ice-cream'
After taking photocopies of documents, Ah Beng always compares it withthe original for spelling mistakes.
Ah Beng always smiles during lightning storms because he thinks his pictureis being taken.
Why can't Ah Beng dial 911?
Because he can't find the number 11 (eleven) on the phone.
Ah Beng had just bought a new computer and was using it.
When he encountered some problems. He decided to use the 'Help' commandafter some tries.
Soon after, he became very irritated and called thecomputer retailer for support.
Ah Beng : 'Wah piang, I press 'F1' key for help but more than half hourstill nobody come help me?!'
Ah Beng with two red ears went to his doctor.
The doctor asked him what had happened to his ears and he answered, 'Iironing shirt and then phone ring lah, but instead of pick up the phone, Iaccidentally pick the iron and answer but he hang up'.
'Oh dear!' the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. 'But what happened to the other ear?'
Ah Beng answered : 'Aiyah that stupid dumbo...he call again!'
Ah Beng was talking to a long-distance telephone operator.
Ah Beng: 'COULD YOU PLEASE TELL ME THE TIME DIFFERENCE BETWEEN TAIPEI ANDLAS VEGAS?'
Operator: 'JUST A MINUTE.......'
Ah Beng : 'WAAHHH....THANK YOU' AND PUTS DOWN THE PHONE.
After completing a jigsaw puzzle he'd been working on for quite sometime, Ah Beng proudly shows off the finished puzzle to a friend.'
It take me only 5 month to finish', Ah Beng brags.
'Five months??? That's too long', the friend exclaims.
'You stupid ah', Ah Beng replies, 'See...box say "for 4-7 years".
At a bar in New York, the man to Ah Beng's left tells the bartender,'Johnnie Walker, single.' and his companion says, 'Jack Daniels, single'. The bartender looks to Ah Beng and asks, 'And you, sir?'Ah Beng replies : 'Tan Ah Beng, married'. ~
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